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他刚要锯冰面的时候,那个巨大的声音喝止他说:“现在,我第三次警告你,这下面没有鱼!”

酒鬼顿时有些惊慌失措,甚至恐惧起来,于是他问那个声音:“你是如何知道这下面没有鱼的?上帝呀,难道是你在警告我吗?”

“不是,”那个声音回答他,“我是冰球场的经理。”

Ice Fishing

A drunk decides to go ice fishing; so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice。 He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole。

All of a sudden; a loud booming voice es out of the sky。 “You will find no fish under that ice。”

The drunk looks around; but sees no one。 He starts sawing again。 Once more; the voice speaks; “as I said before; there are no fish under the ice。”

The drunk looks all around; high and low; but can’t see a single soul。 He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish。

Before he can even start cutting; the huge voice interrupts。“I have warned you three times now。 There are no fish!”

The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared; so he asks the voice; “how do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?”

“No;” the voice replied。 “I am the manager of this hockey rink。”

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花样年华 第六章(1)

一个坏印象

在一列火车上,有6个乘客刚好坐在同一个包厢内。有5个人很安静,举止优雅。唯独第6个年轻人态度十分粗鲁,给其他旅客带来了许多麻烦。

这个年轻人拖着两个沉重的皮箱下了车。没有一个人帮助他,直到他走得很远了,一个人才打开窗户,冲着他大喊道:“你把什么东西留在包厢里了!”然后又关上了窗户。

年轻人拎着两个沉甸甸的皮箱,转过身,急匆匆地跑了回来。他筋疲力尽地跑到窗前,大喊道:“我把什么东西忘在车上了?”

当火车再次发动时,叫他回来的旅客打开窗户,说道:“一个极坏的印象!”

A Bad Impression

Six people were traveling in a partment on a train。 Five of them were quiet and well behaved; but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers。

At last this young mall got out at a station with his two heavy bags。 None of the other passengers helped him; but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away; and 

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